My hair is looking greasy, haven't washed it in days
But I'm still looking pretty in my faux fur beret
I'm spray tan, golden brown, bra with wires, digging down
Hunting, trapping sugar boos, want your lotion paws up on my hooves
Don't be Rudy Judy
Don't be Sad Sam
Want your Chatty Cathy all up on my lady pants
I'm taking public transportation
I'm taking lady vitamins
I'm taking any kind of loving as long as it doesn't end
I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy
(Ah ah ah)
If you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah)
I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy
(Ah ah ah)
If you're dancing next to me
(Ah ah ah)
Keep playing the jams
(Ah ah ah)
Keep playing the songs
(Ah ah ah)
I see you calves all surprised, I had this rule authorised
No pants
(Ah ah ah)
No pants
(Ah ah ah)
No pants policy if you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah ah ah ah)
I got my blinders on, I can't see them watching us
But if they all get winky at ya, I will make them applesauce
Bring me your weak beats
Bring me your slow jams
I'm not gonna get picky when you all start to understand
Pound the floor some more, you've got me thinking that I'm loving you
Loving the dance moves and loving the attitude
As long as we keep dancing we'll have to play along
I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy
(Ah ah ah)
If you're dancing next to me
I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy
(Ah ah ah)
If you're dancing next to me
(Ah ah ah)
Trust me, I'm a lady (ah ah ah), I don't even have a baby (ah ah ah)
I just wanna see a hottie with a body cutting loose
I don't wanna touch you much, the music makes me want to get so grabby
Keep the heat up, keep the beat up
Take your pants off, I'll be happy (ah ah ah ah ah ah)
No pants
(Ah ah ah)
(Ah ah ah)
No pants
(Ah ah ah)
(Ah ah ah)
I wanna march with you to the beat
Watch and learn, don't take a seat
We'll check your pulse later
Over ketchup and a tater
'Cause you're my new inspiration, you're my new set of rules
And according to the story wearing pants is for fools
I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy
(Ah ah ah)
If you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah)
I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy
(Ah ah ah)
If you're dancing next to me
(Ah ah ah)
Keep playing my jams (ah ah ah)
Keep singing my songs (ah ah ah)
I see your thighs all surprised, I had this rule authorised
No pants
(Ah ah ah)
No pants
(Ah ah ah)
No pants policy if you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah ah ah ah)