I won 21 dollars on a lottery ticket
Spent it all on coffee and a nicotine addiction
That's my idea of a Wednesday afternoon
I'm not sure how I got this far
Riding on pure luck and this old guitar
Coasting down the highway broke and out of tune
Well you came along, you helped me sing this song
You helped me figure out I wasn't living all wrong
The mess I'm in makes a little more sense with you
So if I win ten thousand dollars then you get half
If tomorrow's the day I disappear out of state
You'll be the first thing that I pack
If we ever get caught doing something we should not
I'll be the first one to have your back
And if I win ten thousand dollars you get half
I still remember when we met in June
You said if I jumped the fence then you would too
From that night on it was always me and you
Spent the summer taking shots in black bikini tops
We stole a couple golf carts to outrun the cops
I'm full of bad ideas and so are you
They say once in your life you find a friend like mine
You take the snakes and the fakes and you leave them behind
You don't need a whole crew you need one like mine
So if I win ten thousand dollars then you get half
If tomorrow's the day I disappear out of state
You'll be the first thing that I pack
If we ever get caught doing something we should not
I'll be the first one to have your back
And if I win ten thousand dollars you get half
Half to buy a trailer, park it right by mine
We'll sit outside and we'll drink our wine
Looking for some men that we can marry one day
But I ain't ever met nobody who could hang
So if I win ten thousand dollars then you get half
If tomorrow's the day I disappear out of state
You'll be the first thing that I pack
If we ever get caught doing something we should not
I'll be the first one to have your back
If I win ten thousand dollars you get half