I met this guy, and we talked for a minute
Thought he was hot, turned out he was just British
Have fun working at the bank
Wanted me to drive to Newport, no thanks
Second boy wasted most of my summer
Said he, "loved me," then deleted my number
Guess he needed more time to paint
Okay, Michelangelo, sounds great
Why did I wait, oh, so long?
I look around, and somethin's wrong
These boys just love to lead me on
And on, and on, and on
This is it? Are you kiddin'?
All my life? What I've been missin'?
Just my luck! Waited for this?
And honestly? I'm disappointed
It's an issue, you make me laugh
But it's not with you, what the-?
Just got ghosted
And honestly? I'm disappointed
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
Disappointed
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
6 years, should've moved on
Sooner try to be friends, but you're such a sore loser
Did you ever even listen to me?
'No' shouldn't be that hard to believe
The last one was almost fun
'Til he went around and messed it up
On a mountain top, feeling me up
Then looked at me, like I'm the crazy one!
Why did I wait, oh, so long?
I look around, and somethin's wrong
These boys just love to lead me on
And on, and on, and on!
This is it? Are you kiddin'?
All my life? What I've been missin'?
Just my luck! Waited for this?
And honestly? I'm disappointed
It's an issue, you make me laugh
But it's not with you, what the fuck?
Just got ghosted
And honestly? I'm disappointed
This is it? Are you kiddin'? (Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
All my life?! What I've been missin'? (Oh)
Just my luck! Waited for this? (Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
And honestly? I'm disappointed (oh)
It's an issue, you make me laugh (oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
But it's not with you, what the fuck? (Oh, oh)
Just got ghosted (oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
And honestly?
I'm disappointed