Full growed porcupine dead on the road It'll take a big ox, son, to carry that load I got checked out by a blonde, young heifer She says she might wanna but i ain't gonna let er Hair in my eyes like a highland steer Spring in my step like a white tailed deer Hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog Puff up my chest like a big bull frog Socks on my feet like a true paint hoss Belt round my belly like a galloway cross Built a barn outta straw for to not pay rent The thing blew over like a cheap green tent Hair in my eyes like a highland steer Spring in my step like a white tailed deer Hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog Puff up my chest like a big bull frog Yodel-ay. Smoke in the barbed wire, posts on fire Anybody seen my lucky fencing pliers? They didn't cost nothin cuz they come with the truck And old uncle hugh's still bringing me luck Hair in my eyes like a highland steer Spring in my step like a white tailed deer Hair in my eyes like a highland steer Spring in my step like a white tailed deer Hair in my eyes like a highland steer Spring in my step like a white tailed deer Hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog Puff up my chest like a big bull frog