Hannah and Krissy, Ally and Chloe
Always covered in perfume fumes
Elly & Julie
Hanging with the rich boys
Polo shirts and jeans dark blue
Lucy & Charlotte, Sally & Stacy
I only ever saw from a far
Sophie & Clancy
They never stopped dancing
Around that champagne bar
You were born on the East Side
I could never change that
Well you were born on the East Side
It's a matter of fact
Lily & Laura, Kelly was boring
Never read much philosophy
Holly & Helen, Anna & Abby
And the one who always wore sequins
I never could remember her name
Lauren & Maddy, were almost sisters
They lived on the same avenue
Amy & Eleanor
Were always on the East End
Acting all righteous
Like they're so much better than you
You were born on the East Side Honey
I could never change that
Well you were born on the East Side Honey
It's a matter of fact
Well you were born on the East Side Honey
Spending all of daddy's pay cheque
You were born on the East Side Honey
What you gonna do about that
You could be laughing
I wouldn't care
Fixed up in fashion
Just to make them stop & stare
You were born on the East Side Honey
I could never change that
Well you were born on the East Side Honey
It's a matter of fact
Well you were born on the East Side Honey
Spending all of daddy's pay cheque
You were born on the East Side Honey
What you gonna do about that