What ever happened to my part?
It was exciting at the start
Now we're halfway through act 2
And I've had nothing yet to do
I've been off-stage for far too long
I'ts ages since I had a song
This is one unhappy diva
The producers have deceived her
There is nothing I can sing from my heart
What ever happened to my part
I am sick of my career
Always stuck in second gear
Up to here
With frustrations and with fears
I've no Grammy, no rewards
I've no Tony Awards
I'm constantly replaced by Britney Spears
Britney Spears!
What ever happened to my show
I was a hit, now I don't know
I'm with a bunch of British knight
Prancing 'round in whooly thights
I might as wel go to the pub
They've been out searching for a shrub
Out shopping for a bush
Well they can kiss my tush
It seemes to me they've really lost the plot
What ever happened to my
I'll call my agent, damnit
What ever happened to my
Not yours, not yours!
But my part!