We're so glad to have you here tonight!
Pour some wine and
Have yourselves a bite!
Here's to all
Who've come to pay a call!
Mr. Fezziwig's annual
Christmas ball!
Rat tat tat tat tat ... ho!
Where do bankers
Gallivant like boys?
Why do vicars
Make a holy noise?
What's so hot
You've got to shed your shawl?
Mr. Fezziwig's annual
Christmas ball!
Rat tat tat tat tat ... ho!
Rat tat tat tat tat ... ho!
Rat tat tat tat tat tat tat
No! ... Rat tat tat tat tat ... ho!
What makes nannies
Laugh until it hurts?
What gets grannies
Kicking up their skirts?
Where do babies
Dance before they crawl?
Mr. Fezziwig's annual
Christmas ball!
Food and friendship
Wine and song
No one turned away!
We look forward,p
All year long
To Christmas Eve when
Mr. F. puts every penny
Toward the joy and good of many
Haberdashers dashing down the beer
Porters courting any girl who's near
Maids and masters dancing wall to wall
Mr. Fezziwig's annual Christmas ball!
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Rat tat tat tat tat! ho!
Rat tat tat tat tat! ho!
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Fezziwig's annual Christmas
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Rat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat
Rat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat!
Here's to all who've come to pay a call!
Mr. Fezziwig's annual
Christmas ball!
Rat tat tat tat tat ... ho!
Rat tat tat tat tat ... ho!
Rat tat tat tat tat ... ho!
Rat tat tat tat tat ... ho!
Hearts are beating
Cheeks are turning red!
Dancing, laughing
Welcome and well-fed!
Such a glad time
Had by one and all!
It's the finest
Ball I can recall!
And for joy
The price is always small!
Mr. Fezziwig's
Fezziwig's
Fezziwig's
Annual
Annual
Annual
Christmas ball!
Rat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat
Tat tat tat tat tat – ho!