Let me walk you through our circus Where the creatures never seem to stop messing around The chief of state is balancing on a rope And politicians are juggling with laws Discounts in markets make retirees' blood pressure Jump on a trampoline Well-fed elephants complain of everything Too heavy with dumplings to make some change Chasing the words denying the truth It's checked that we're in the Czech If we have to pay for everything Why are we here if we didn't buy the tickets? What a beautiful place screwed up by clowns Stop this madness before they release the tigers From their cages against us Another rule is on our backs and shows dressage While we're swinging into a bright new day It's like jumping through the ring of fire To expect some kind bureaucrat A smile on a mime's cold face behind the cash register Is the rarest trick which is properly taxed They tax it tax it tax it all (they tax all) They tax it tax it tax it all Chasing the words denying the truth It's checked that we're in the Czech If we have to pay for everything, Why are we here if we didn't buy the tickets? What a beautiful place screwed up by clowns Stop this madness before they release the tigers They release the tigers If we have to pay for everything Why are we here if we didn't buy the tickets? What a beautiful place screwed up by clowns Stop this madness before they release the tigers From their cages against us Every country has its own Humberto Who's ashamed of what has happened with his work Humberto Humberto