Well, let me tell you all a story Of a man named Charlie On a tragic and fateful day He put ten cents in his pocket Kissed his wife and family And went to ride on the M.T.A. But did he ever return? No, he never returned And his fate is still unlearned He may ride forever neath' the streets of Boston He's the man who never returned Charlie handed in his dime At the Candle Square Station And he changed for Jamaica Plain When he got there the conductor asked for one more nickel Charlie couldn't get off that train But did he ever return? No he never returned And his fate is still unlearned He may ride forever neath' the streets of Boston He's the man who never returned Now all night long he rides through the station crying "What will become of me? How can I afford to see my sister in Chelsea, Or my cousin in Rocksbury?" But did he ever return No, he never returned And his fate is still unlearned He may ride forver neath' the streets of Boston He's the man who never returned Charlie's wife goes down to the Scully Square station Every day at a quarter past two And through the open window she hands Charlie a sandwich As the train comes rumbling through But did he ever return? No he never returned And his fate is still unlearned He may ride forever neath' the streets of Boston He's the man who never returned (Banjo Solo) Now you citizens of Boston Don't you think its a scandal how the people Have to pay and pay Fight for fair increase Vote for George O'Brien Get poor Charlie off the M.TA.! But did he ever return? No he never returned And his fate is still unlearned He may ride forever neath' the streets of Boston He's the man who never returned But did he ever return? No, he never returned And his fate is still unlearned He may ride forever neath' the streets of Boston He's the man who never returned He's that man who never returned He's that man who never returned