I've been known to steal a couple curly fries From her side of the table on a date And I've been known to flip the finger to the guy Driving slow over in the fast lane And when I steal the covers on the bed Or lose a twenty in a stupid bed She shakes her head, smiles at me and says... Who's gonna love you if I don't Who's gonna love you if I won't Who you gonna call, who you gonna kiss Nobody's gonna put up with your shit Who's gonna love you if I don't Nobody I've been known to be the romantic guy Get those rose petal trails on the floor And I've been known to get the candles all lit Set the mood for when she walks through the door We put on a record, slow dance And just before I go to pull her in She pulls back, smiles at me and says Who's gonna love you if I don't Who's gonna love you if I won't Who you gonna call, who you gonna kiss Nobody's gonna put up with your shit Who's gonna love you if I don't Nobody Who's gonna love you if I don't Who's gonna love you if I won't Who you gonna call, who you gonna kiss Nobody's gonna put up with your shit Who's gonna love you if I don't Yeah, who's gonna love you if I don't Nobody I told her baby, I, I told her baby I told her baby it's a good thing I got you 'Cause who's gonna love me if you don't