IGOR (spoken):
Oh, the fantastic things we'll do. It'll be like old time. You and me. Right up there with the world's greatest pairs!
(Sung)
Like Laurel and Hardy,
Like Coke and Baccardi
Like Juliet and Romeo,
Ebb and flow,
To and fro,
Together, together again . . .
Together again for the first time,
We've only met in a dream!
Up until now it's been the worst time, But now that you're here,
We're a team!
Together again for the first time,,
Haven't a woe or a care,
No longer a bad and accursed time,
It's easy to see,
You have to agree,
We're destined to be a great pair!
All of my life
I've been stoogin' around,
Nothin' to do, at a loss,
All of my life
I've been stoogin' around
But what good is a stooge
If he ain't got a boss?!
Together again for the first time,
Back on the track to renown,
We're gonna thrill 'em,
We're gonna kill 'em,
You'll be the teacher,
We'll make a new creature,
And scare the bloomin' daylights
Right outta this town!
FREDERICK (spoken):
No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand. I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my grandfather's estate, and then
I'm heading straight back to New York. No laboratories, no creatures.
Bet you change your mind, master. C'mon, join in a . It's fun!
My dear Igor, I happen to be the Dean of Anatomy at a world-renowned School of Medicine. Although I do sing a bit. And
Was, in fact, a Wiffenpoof at Yale.
A Wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon, doc, nobody's around.
Well . . . nobody is around . . . what the hell . . .
(Sung)
Together again for the first time
Haven't a woe or a care!
Together again for the first time
Haven't a woe or a care!
This is the best time
No longer a bad and accursed time,
It's easy to see
You have to agree
IGOR & FREDERICK:
We're destined to be a great pair!
FREDERICK (spoken):
May I?
Take it!
FREDERICK (sung):
All of my life
I've been bossing around,
Mean and alone, like a Scrooge,
All of my life
I've been bossing around,
But what good is a boss
If he ain't got a stooge?!
(Spoken)
Oh! I'm sorry, I don't wish to embarrass you, but I am a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump.
What hump?
IGOR & FREDERICK (sung):
Together again for the first time,
We've only met in a dream
Like Ginger and Freddie
MacDonald and Eddy
Like San Juan and Teddy
Or meatballs and spaghetti
FREDERICK & IGOR:
But the pair that we cry for
The pair that we sigh for,
Tha pair that we die for,
Is Fron-kon-steen and Eye-gore,
For the first time,
Together again!
IGOR (spoken):
Walk this way.
No, this way.
Really drag your foot.
Can you go left more?
IGOR & FREDERICK (sung):
Together again for the first time,
We've only met in a dream
Like Gimbel and Macy
Like Hepburn and Tracy
Like Lombard and Gable
Like good old Cain and Abel
IGOR & FREDERICK:
For the first time,
Together again!
Together forever again!