You can't cherry pick the bible, choosing which part you wanna believe We don't do that You don't? What's this? Kaylee has a small tattoo That tattoo would be taboo Kaylee guess what waits for you An eternity in the fiery pits of hell Hey! Shelby, you seem sweet to me But if it has come to be You've lost your virginity We'll be stoning you and your family as well What? Or we could use some common sense instead When you're lost it always helps recalling Those immortal words that Jesus said There's one rule that trumps them all Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all You know, you make a lot of sense What are you talking about? Oh, come on, you guys don't feel even slightly bad for Emma? You guys used to hang out That was before she turned gay Well, maybe she was always gay Exactly, because that's how God made her, Shelby He's just trying to confuse us. My stepdad always says -- Oh, stepdad? You mean your parents are divorced? Yeah, and? Oh, divorce is a big no-no Not to oversimplify But the scripture does imply That your mom will have to die How's tomorrow if she's not got any plans? There's no way to separate Which rules you can violate Let's hope you don't masturbate 'Cause the scripture says we'll have to cut off your Hands Or we could use some common sense instead When you're lost it always helps recalling Those immortal words that Jesus said There's one rule that trumps them all Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all Love Thy Neighbor Yes! Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all Alright! Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor Trumps them all! ♪ Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor... Trumps them all! (Love Thy Neighbor!) (Love Thy Neighbor, here I come!) Time to make some better choices Drop the hate, and raise your voices Love Thy Neighbor is the one that trumps them all Love Thy Neighbor! Love Thy Neighbor Jesus take the wheel and steer it if you feel the Holy spirit Come on kids and let me hear it, what? Love Thy Neighbor (Alright) Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all!