The lady's improving So don't give up hope You'll ask, "Is she perfect?" My answer is nope! I know what you're doing Her range needs expanding Her edges need sanding But she can become a sure bet! So I'm begging you sir Don't give up on her yet You're trying to appeal to the fan in me Well, it won't work I'm not a fan anymore The lady's improving So much that she gloats I know you've got standards Feel free to give notes There isn't an issue And that's why I wish you Could see there's no reason to fret So I'm begging you sir Don't give up on her yet Seriously, Dee Dee, this is unsettling It's like a fantasy that I don't want to have Everybody thinks that I've got some kinks That I'll never work out Even you're inclined To think I'm unrefined But I promise with some time That my aptitude will climb And you'll leave your doubts And disbeliefs behind! The lady's improving Removing all doubt She has hidden charms That are sure to come out You're bound to discover This book's not her cover So don't make a move you'll regret! So I'm begging you sir No reneging on her Don't give up on her yet!