I'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land
I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man
I can't let you pass, 'cause you ain't done everything
Bring me those contracts, come on, bring 'em to the king
If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously
No, I cannot let you pass, don't you mess with me
Don't mess with King Dice
Don't mess with me
Don't mess with King Dice
Don't you mess with me
Don't mess with King Dice
Don't mess with me
Don't mess with King Dice
Don't you mess with me!
I'm Mr. King Dice, heed just what I say
The Devil has his price, and I'll make sure that you pay
I don't have time to mess 'round, and I hope you will agree
Bring me those contracts, pronto! Don't you mess with me
Don't mess with King Dice
Don't mess with me
Don't mess with King Dice
Don't you mess with me
Don't mess with King Dice
Don't mess with me
Don't mess with King Dice
Don't you mess with me!