[Boulton/Wright] Kiss the bride and make her cry Sugar daddy sold her an alibi The bridal gown was of second hand lace You should have seen her mothers face [Bridge] On lovers lane we had a hell of a time The sex police call it a crime You can run from the system Stumble and fall It's all or nothing or nothing at all [Chorus] Undercover honeymoon Secrets in a motel room Undercover honeymoon Who said I was a loony tune Champagne serenade Brahms and Lizst in the cool of the shade With a side step shuffle I was back for more Walking like a sailor like ship to shore [Bridge] [Chorus] [Solo]