When I first met the legendary Moggy Her vibe was tranquil, yet extraterrestrial In a matter of no time her sanity transformed In a matter of no time her mind conjured up a storm She said, Climb into this vehicle Prepare to lift off and launch into high gear I've got dozens upon dozens of stories And you're gonna wanna hear Oh Moggy, sitting on her mind Let her tell you stories- stories so divine Her mind is like a snow globe, shake it up and watch her go Goddamn rousing stores... or so I'm told She spun tales of castles, knights, and kings The land of Conrad, millions of imaginary thing This was her life, not reality, this came first Filled with twists and bombs like Pluto falling to the Earth She said, Myths, fairy tales, its all real to me One half is six fourths, this fact I can't unsee Meeting Moggy was just the surface of the tree Little did I know, the roots were quite a treat Oh Moggy, sitting on her mind Let her tell you stories- stories so divine Her mind is like a snow globe, shake it up and watch her go Goddamn rousing stores... or so I'm told