Don't put your feet on the outside here There's monsters and goblins and politicians everywhere A room with sweeping bats and cats and overcrowded schools An education regulated by cheap and creepy ghouls And when you're old enough They'll send you on your way Look out don't you shout don't you fall There's doctors with hatchets behind the slanted walls The clowns and cops with prods with push you through the sinking floors And send you down a slide where you'll arrive barely alive And when you're much too old They'll send you on your way \N Should've been careful now your trampled overlooked and done There's vultures and bankers circling above Crooked stairs and rolling chairs will spit you at the reapers feet Cash your tickets pull the lever Now you are released And since you're dead and gone They're gonna bury you And send you on your way