Candy in my hands could be like brandy on my breath
It's clearly handy in my undoing, sure as I am standing here
Sunday I had candy which was one day I felt randy
But had no way of controlling, what I did till I saw Monday
Candy I'm addicted to you Candy
Now you've got me once again
Crazy from the haze I laid upon my little brain
That was no match for this mighty batch of sweet superiority
Lazy cause I've given up on work and family
No one understands me and my candy
We're meant to be my candy and me
Candy I'm addicted to you Candy
Now you've got me
Gonna need a lick of honey stick
Gonna need another lick and make it quick
Gotta feel that syrup surfing through my veins
I don't wanna have a place to sleep
I don't wanna have a steak to eat
Lollipops and butterscotch and caramel and lemon drops
Jelly beans and jujubes and rummy cake stop!
My candy simply ran out
Now I'm strung out
And I sure could use a hand out
Don't let me stand out in the rain
I plan to be responsible and land another job
Until then can you, please lend me, a twenty for some
Candy I'm addicted to you candy
Now you've got me
Gonna need a lick of honey stick
Gonna need another lick and make it quick
Gotta feel that syrup surfing through my veins
I don't wanna have a place to sleep
I don't wanna have a steak to eat
Lollipops and butterscotch and caramel and lemon drops
Jelly beans and jujubes and rummy cake and sugar plum and laffy taffy, chewing gum
And chocolate covered stop!