Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses, all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty back together again.
Humpty Dumpty he was very grumpy
Sat on a wall and it was very grumpy
Scowled at all the birds in the sky
Cursed the clouds as they rolled by
Cursed as it began to rain
When the rainbows shone he did the same
He cursed and cursed and cursed them all
He cursed himself right off the wall
Down down down down down
Oh, Humpty.
And you were nasty til the end
SPLAT
Here comes the cavalry attempting surgery
They tried...
Rubberbands, paperclips, staples, and polygrip...
Duct tape, scotch tape, cement, and a paper weight...
Suspenders, bandaids, screws and nails, safety pins, wooden rails, a ball of twine, a harpoon gun and a slightly used stick of gum...
Zippers, clasps and velcro straps, needles, silver straps, buddy's, elmer's, and jingling buttons, kitchen sink, a tournequet, and soldering, they tried almost everything.
But nothing seemed to work.
So they decided instead
To go have breakfast.
They had pancakes,
Waffles, OJ by the troughfuls, ham and bacon sausage links...
That's a lot of meat, don't you think?
And they topped it all off with a great big pile of (ding) scrambled egg.
And it was the first nice thing Humpty ever did! And they ground up his shell for compost in the garden!