I know a man who rules the world He wears a beard and I know He wrote his own bible He knows a way to make me smile I give him all my money And for a while I am happy But you're so foolish To get what you need You have to believe Everything's true, everything's true If you want it to be Everything's true, everything's true If you want it to be We have these fancy "Spank me" parties Yeah, it's him and me we're like One big family To become a good boy You must pray To get to heaven you must pay But that's okay You're so foolish To get what you need You have to believe Everything's true, everything's true If you want it to be Everything's true, everything's true