I'm signing in
Never mind, I'm logging off
I'm a phone app addict
With a smokers cough
Whatever gets you off
I'm glowing up
Scratch that, I'm breaking down
Like a trapeze artist
Demoted to clown
Whatever keeps me around
Report and block my account
Please get me out
Cause who needs friends
When you have followers?
Who needs a twist
When you're born an Oliver?
I'm so sad
Couldn't be any shallower
I choke it down
I choke it down, swallower
I'm going viral
Nope, I'm just sick as hell
But not in a cool way
I'm pretty unwell
The normal clientele
But you seem cool
Or at least you're pretty cool online
And if we never meet in person
It's probably fine
We're humans in decline
Delete and suspend my page
I can't get away
Cause who needs friends
When you have followers?
There's no twist
When you're born an Oliver
I'm so sad
Couldn't be any shallower
I choke it down
I choke it down, swallower
Don't spit it out
Just choke it down, swallower