I'm all about man's rugged duality
I don't buy into the cruel loyalty fallacy
Mork and Mindy are nice
I don't want to be forty reading Rorty
While daydreaming of sporty spice
Bathe in rivers with sandalwood Soap
Contemplate universals until my manhood done broke
Do we love the woman because she is lovely
Does a woman not love me because I'm ugly
I thought I was I pious man before my loins got bubbly
Failed pipe dreams
When I stop to think I don't know what pioty means
In Boston ridding the T like pusha
I ride the beat but I don't have nearly enough chutzpah
I write poems like a midwife
Try to anticipate the crisis at midlife
Maybe I'm wearing to much brute cologne
Pretty Rory I shouldn't have
Played kiss me through the phone
You should go ahead and shake it
You should go ahead and drop it low
You should go a head and shake it
I can write poems about cherries, flower blossoms
And the cute waddle of possums
I'll take a block of wood and carve an elephant
I'll buy hallmark cards to tell you, you're heaven send
I'll make sure the envelope color matches accordingly
I won't even tell you when your boring me
I'll make sure not to kill myself
Thats just to affirm the will in myself
Which is a false distinction
Lets take up the hobby of moss gardening
Which is a metaphor for this relationship that were fostering
I took a humanities-class
I'm romantic like that
No one reads them but I dedicate the line of notes to you
An acceptance speech is I'll say the finer point is you
You should go ahead and shake it
You should go ahead and drop it low
You should go a head and shake it
I really like hope you like moody boys
I really hope you like nudie toys
I'm getting confused one of these internal monologues
Wasn't written for you
I need you to believe that im an objectivfyer
A man that can ballad writing womanizer
My perception of self rests on that
If I was in the navy
I would drive the submarines
I would also make the crew lunch
I would be a frog man
Who wasn't afraid to get deep
What was this song about again.i dont remember