Ha, where the fuck them shots at
I swear I ordered some
Corona and lime please
Eh! where the liquor
Hey yo, are we ready to go
Yeah the club close at two and its already full
We comin' through the back door, we ain't waitin' in line
We bustin' straight through the gate, don't be wasting our time
We like Corona and lime, shots line 'em up
Patron on tap got us rowdy as fuck
Now lets party like its 1999
Wife beater and them Nikes, its drinkin' time
Got my buddies right beside me, how'd they come and find me
Hiding in the back, drinkin', thinkin' I was flyin'
Absinthe's a bitch, like shit am I dyin'
I cant walk, I'm slidin', how is this even rhymin'
Stayin' on time and energy steady risin'
I been seein' double, no trouble i ain't drivin'
Kon lost the keys and good luck to findin' em
Fuck it lets drink (yo grab me a Heineken)
I'm on that liquor, don't you pay me no mind
(Ho ho oh)
Just mind your business, don't be wastin' my time
(Ho ho oh)
She like my swag, she tried takin' the ride
(Ho ho oh)
But I'm steady sippin', I'm to faded to drive
(Ho ho oh)
I'm sippin' liquor till I stumble and fall
And then I'm gettin' on my celly makin' drunkin' ass calls
A carton of the darts but feelin' sicker when I'm smokin'
While I'm waitin' by the door until the liquor store opens
No difference where I'm goin', I gotta have my Heineken
Its 5 o'clock somewhere so you better check that time again
Later on at 9 or 10, I really dont remember much
Lifes like a blur when your smokin' on seven blunts
I'm at the gym when referrin' to 6 packs
I'm sittin' alone in my home eatin' KitKats
Somebody callin' dispatch, rushin' me an ambulance
My braincells are damaged, actin' like I'm Billy Madison
Hold on a second, got the tonic and gin
Then I'm downin' three glasses then I vomit on your moccasin's
Stoppin' all your talkin' shit, get to crackin' me a bottle
Cashin' in on the lotto, always goin' full throttle (c'mon)
I'm on that liquor, don't you pay me no mind
(Ho ho oh)
Just mind your business, don't be wastin' my time
(Ho ho oh)
She like my swag, she tried takin' the ride
(Ho ho oh)
But I'm steady sippin', I'm to faded to drive
(Ho ho oh)
Ain't no prohibition, got me missin' out on sippin'
Mississippi black water, 100 proof we trippin'
We deep in the drink, but ain't nobody ever slippin'
Little bit tipsy, catch me mackin' on some bitches
Her body bangin 6'4, I'm hittin' all the switches
Hydraulic booty bounce, they hypnotize the riches
She diggin' for the gold, I'm a feed her full of liquor
She lookin' for the cash, say she workin' with her sister
Ain't no money here, just tequila to cheers
Full of liquid courage, I ain't feelin' no fears
I spit a little game, now she buyin' me some beers
She had a purse full of cash, she been husltin' for years
Fuckin' irony, delivered at its best
I'm pissed out my mind, eyes starin' at her breasts
I'm a good catholic boy, after all just go confess
But until that after I'm a be a fuckin' mess
(Ho ho oh)
(Ho ho oh)
(Ho ho oh)
(Ho ho oh)
(Ho ho oh)