I had a bad truck that broke down Had a bad girl that ran around Had a bad reputation in too many two lane towns Had some bad luck with black jack Had a bad headache from drunk Jack Took a bad shot on a whitetail with a record rack But I ain't never had a bad beer No, I ain't never had a bad buzz No man, I ain't never run like the yeti twist top Of one that wasn't cold enough I ain't never had a bad time Can or bottle it don't matter what kind I've had enough to tell you 'round here No, I ain't never had a bad beer There's some bad lines in this bar Threw a bad week in a tip jar Heard a bad cover band do a number, man On some "Achey Breaky Heart" I ain't never had a bad beer I ain't never had a bad buzz No man, I ain't never run like the yeti twist top Of one that wasn't cold enough I ain't never had a bad time Cans, bottles it don't matter what kind I've had enough to tell you 'round here I ain't never had a bad beer Koozied up, bulldog tailgating Shotgun with some spring break crazies Raise 'em up to some left turn racing And all our friends in low places I ain't never had a bad beer No, I ain't never had a bad buzz No man, I ain't never run like the yeti twist top Of one that wasn't cold enough I ain't never had a bad beer No, I ain't never had a bad buzz No man, I ain't never run like the yeti twist top Of one that wasn't cold enough Well I ain't never had a bad time Can or bottle it don't matter what kind I've had enough to tell you 'round here No I ain't never had a bad beer Bad beer I ain't never had a bad beer No, I ain't either son You got any left in there, Colt Go and get you one or six there big daddy Boogity, boogity Let's go drinking