When I was seventeen my second band played a talent show
We played a top ten hit from the 1990s for my whole high school
I wore my baggy jeans I practiced a ton the crowed ballyhooed till
The song was done the bleachers
Shook and the roof flew off the gymnasium
I can kaboom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
I can kaboom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
I can kaboom with my Stratocaster I'm the dynamite detonator
I can kaboom
Ahooo oooo
I can kaboom
The hostess addressed the top three the come to the stage
And when we took first place everybody in the audience screamed
I took the accolade I held it in the air the
Hallways would be buzzing about what happened there
And my ex-girlfriend bewailed in despair
I can kaboom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
I can kaboom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
I can kaboom with my Stratocaster I'm the dynamite detonator
I can kaboom
Ahooo oooo
I can kaboom
All my doubts and fears circumvented
By that acclamation siege engine
I got an ego boost and some credence for my backbone
Ringing from the crow's nest written on my tombstone
I can kaboom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
I can kaboom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom