So I got a brand new printer
And installed it on top of my desk
Warranty's over, it chokes on a copy
So I grab the manual's chapter about
Troubleshooting
Troubleshooting
It doesn't do what it needs to do
It's overrated
There's something wrong though there's nothing wrong
Seven wonders
Here's what you can do, what you should do
♪
And then I had that brand new laptop
It was all fruity and covered in apples and gold
But just three years later, it couldn't stand High Sierra
So I called the helpline and begged them about
Troubleshooting
Troubleshooting
It doesn't do what it needs to do
It's overrated
There's something wrong though there's nothing wrong
Seven wonders
Here's what you can do, what you should do
♪
You and your superego
You don't know what you're doing
To us and our world
Setting the expiration dates
You and your superego
And then I got a brand new smart phone
With a screen as fucking big as my entire face
But the very same day I let it splinter on the pavement
So I ran to the retail shop and begged them about
Troubleshooting
Troubleshooting
It doesn't do what it needs to do
It's overrated
There's something wrong though there's nothing wrong
Seven wonders
Here's what you should do, what you could do, what you should do
Buy a new one
Just buy a new one