I'm se Micha from se Dorf (oh-oh)
And I don't can English (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Dorf (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Village (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Dorf (oh-oh)
And I don't can English (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Dorf (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Village (oh-oh)
I see the schöne Fräulein sitzen an se Bar
She was wirklich pretty, I want to make her klar
So I go to her hin and tell her, how I ich heiß
I'm Micha from se Ramp and you are richtig nice
Sie sagt: "I am Susi, I am from Austria"
Ich sage: "That is prima, there was I schon einmal"
I fragte sie als nächstes: "Do you want something drink?
I can empfehlen Bier, weil this is voll mein Ding
I'm se Micha from se Dorf (oh-oh)
And I don't can English (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Dorf (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Village (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Dorf (oh-oh)
And I don't can English (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Dorf (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Village (oh-oh)
I said: "You are my Traumfrau", da smilte sie mich an
Sie sagte: "You are really a beautifuler Mann"
Then gave she me her Number and her Adress dazu
I glotzte in se Ausschnitt and dachte mir: "Juhu"
"To you oder to me?", fragte sie mich dann
I said: "This is mir egal", das Schicksal took uns ran
Wir had a Riesengaudi, so I fragte she
"Sorry, I have mich verliebt, will you marry me?"
I'm se Micha from se Dorf (oh-oh)
And I don't can English (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Dorf (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Village (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Dorf (oh-oh)
And I don't can English (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Dorf (oh-oh)
I'm se Micha from se Village (oh-oh)