I've got this sticky situation that I've led myself into
I love you, but I'm not in love with spending time with you
I've got one hundred things that I can't seem to get out of my mind
But I'm sorry you're not one of them, I guess this is goodbye
I love you, but I'm not
I love you, but I'm not
It's gonna take a lot to make me move and get up off my feet
My friends they are my family, we drink, eat, Juul, repeat
And when I'm not out shopping getting sneakers at the mall
I'm locked in my basement playing Nintendo 64
I love you, but I'm not in love with spending time with you
There's one hundred million other things that I would rather do
I know that I have promised some quality time with you
But sorry, I'm not the kind of guy that usually follows through
Got one hundred things on my checklist that I have got to do
But you're not one of them, so your vibrator will have to do (uh)
I love you, but I'm not in love with spending time with you
I've got this sticky situation that I've led myself into
There's one hundred million other things that I would rather do