I've got news for you kids, who think adults are lucky Own their own cars and everything's just ducky Going to bed whenever they want to If that's what you think I got a flash for you It's better than that, take Saturday and multiply it Times 54 add 30 more. It's better than that ♪ We have a chocolate éclair about as big as your head Just before noon before we get out of bed We do the things you're not allowed to do And then we do things you haven't thought of too Hang on to your hat, hang on to your baloney sandwich Take 50 grand to Disneyland. It's better than that ♪ And if you think that our days are extra warm and sunny A big pile of toys, a pocketful of money With nothing to fear because we're big and tall We're never in school because we know it all And you can believe that It's better than that, more comfy than a secret hideout By quite a bit, just think of it, it's better than that By quite a bit, just think of it, it's better than that