I got a drum. I got a horn They gave me a bicycle just for being born But I'm only getting half of what I oughta 'Cause my birthday comes on Christmas I got a train that really runs They gave me a space suit that should be lots of fun But I'm only getting half of what I oughta 'Cause my birthday comes on Christmas Gee but it's tough to be a kid like me But I guess there is nothing I can do 'Cause all of the stuff beneath the Christmas tree Has to count for my birthday, too I get so mad at Mom and Dad Of all of the days that they picked to have me had And they only give me half of what they oughta 'Cause my birthday comes on Christmas Gee but it's tough to be a kid like me But I guess there is nothing I can do 'Cause all of the stuff beneath the Christmas tree Has to count for my birthday, too I get so mad at Mom and Dad Of all of the days that they picked to have me had And they only give me half of what they oughta 'Cause my birthday comes on Christmas Yeah, my birthday comes on Christmas Why does my birthday have to come on Christmas?