I got a cat named Chicken Joe Sleeps with the chickens when the weather gets cold Stays warm in the hen house all night long 'Till the rooster crows at the break of dawn But he's no chicken, he's just a cat A cat named Chicken Joe I know a little dog named Miss Kitty She's a little dog livin' in a great big city Don't want a fish, just want a bone Call "Here Kitty, Kitty" and she'll come back home But she's no kitty, she's just a little dog A little dog named Miss Kitty What's in a name? Call it what you will but it still won't change Call it anything you want but it's still the same. What's in a name? I heard about a parakeet named King Kong Tweeting and chirping all day long Gets mad enough to knock down a house in a rage It's a good thing he can't get out of that cage He's no gorilla, he's just a little bird A parakeet named King Kong What's in a name? Call it what you will but it still won't change Call it anything you want but it's still the same. What's in a name? Fred's got a mule and he calls him Mister I'd rather kiss that mule than kiss my sister Strong and steady through rock and snow He'll get you where you want to go He's not a man, he's just a mule She's no kitty, she's just a little dog He's no chicken, he's just a cat A cat named Chicken Joe A cat named Chicken Joe