I got one eye for lookin'
And that's enough
I got two feet for dancin'
And stompin' on stuff
Do you need a hand
Cause I've got three
You can count on me
You can count on me
You can count on me
If you need anything at all
I'm the first one you should call
You can count on me
I got four candles
If you've got a cake
I've got size five flippers
If you're swimmin' in the lake
Do you need a little honey
Because I have six bees
And I own a boat
So we can sail around the seven seas
You can count on me
You can count on me
If you need anything at all
I'm the first one you should call
You can count on me
I've got eight pandas
I taught them how to sing
Luppa Dup Buppa Dup Bub Bub Bing
That was exactly nine notes
They're doing my thing
You can count on me
I love counting
I'm sure you're aware
If I had enough time
I'd count everybody's hair
I'd count to a million
A trillion but then
I'd get so excited I
Merely get to ten
Now lets do it backwards
When you're nine floors up
Take the elevator
I can think of eight places
I can hide an alligator
I have seven ideas
I'd like to share with you later
I can carry six plates
I used to be a waiter
Five flamingoes, heh
Did you bring those
Four types of three year old cheese
It stinks though
I got two feet
That's a good amount
I got one eye for looking so
Why do I count, heh
You can count on me
You can count on me
If you need anything at all
I'm the first one you should call
You can count on me