I am a patient Who is impatient for change I am a doctor One who is doctored but the same I am a Mr. Who is a mystery to most Oh tell me what you see You look like you've seen a ghost Lie on my bench tell me all your problems Get right down to the root of it all I am your friend you can trust me always Not at all, not at all A.S.P.I.R.I.N (Repeat x8) I am a listener Who is a listing in the sea Like a ship in the harbour I'm harbouring listless fantasies And in the morning when you wake up Well hurry up now don't be late Some kind of reason to change your mind Some kind of reason to celebrate Lie on my bench tell me all your problems Get right down to the root of it all I am your friend you can trust me always Not at all, not at all A.S.P.I.R.I.N (Repeat x8) Your answer is aspirin for cancer Your answer is aspirin Your answer is aspirin for cancer When you wake up in the morning, take some aspirin A.S.P.I.R.I.N (Repeat x6)