Time to join in on the B-movie craze
Yes, you love it, we can see it on your face
It's time to capture that feeling we all crave
Watching horny teens meet an early grave
We're going back to the golden age of slashers
Getting rid of all party bashers
And if you're one of us then you know why
Love it 'til death and we won't let it die
Adding fuel to the slasher frenzy fire
Blood and guts to take you higher
Knife-wielding maniacs, the ultimate fun
'Cause tonight it is 1981
Slicing and dicing, the body count starts
Like a kitchen knife straight through your heart
Unstoppable maniacs with murderous skills
We're on an endless search for those bloody thrills
Watch the final girl in a cat-and-mouse game
Movies designed to scare and entertain
Straight to video, we don't care
As long as it's a violent and really bloody affair
Adding fuel to the slasher frenzy fire
Blood and guts to take you higher
Knife-wielding maniacs, the ultimate fun
'Cause tonight it is 1981
Show us your VCR and we'll tell you who you are
You better pray that your collection
Can handle our fierce inspection
Young horny teens versus really sharp knives
Perpetrators out to gouge your eyes
A swing of the blade and you better beware
The things we do for a really good scare
Body count classics in an endless row
We need reel violence to spice up the show
And if you're one of us, then you know why
Love it 'til death and we won't let it die
Adding fuel to the slasher frenzy fire
Blood and guts to take you higher
Knife-wielding maniacs, the ultimate fun
'Cause tonight it is 1981