Sitting in my bedroom night and day
Trying not to spread this corona strain
Watching TV shows 'cause there ain't no games
Ugh, I miss LeBron, Rest in peace, Kobe!
Nothing in the pantry but soup and beans
Half a loaf of bread and some sardines
Where's my can opener? I'm getting hangry
This is gonna smell great later
I'm in quarantine, it's day three of 30
Eating beans, sipping lean
Reading all the memes
All the memes, yeah, all the memes
No Postmates
Yeah, I'm just stuck in bed at home with a blue face
I can't believe how bad this two-year-old food tastes
It's a shame, if I live through this I'll never ever be the same
No Postmates
Yeah, I'm just stuck in bed at home with a blue face
I can't believe how bad this two-year-old food tastes
It's a shame, if I live through this I'll never ever, ever, ever be the same
Never be the same
I'll never be the same
I'll never be the same
Wish I could get laid but there's no hellos (hi)
And I've been swiping right on some Mohel-nos (oh, my dear)
Ain't felt a boob in so long, I'm about to try and grow my own
Just do it!
Didn't hit the store in time to buy (uh)
A pack of two-ply or some Lysol Wipes (where is the toilet paper)
Now I gotta poop and I'm asking the good Lord why (why God? Why?)
I'm in quarantine, it's day three of 30
Nothing's clean and there ain't no games on TV
Just stranger things or one of these
No new dates
Yeah, I'm just stuck in bed at home watching Blu-rays
Ran out of TP now I'm stuck using toothpaste
It's so lame, after this my booty hole will never be the same
No new dates
Yeah, I'm just stuck in bed at home watching Blu-rays
Ran out of TP now I'm stuck using toothpaste
It's so lame, after this my booty hole will never ever, ever, ever be the same
Never be the same
I'll never be the same
I'll never be the same
I'm in my house for two damn weeks, the future's bleak
I'm feeling weak, I need to sleep, gonna brush my teeth
No Postmates
Yeah, I'm just stuck in bed at home with a blue face
I can't believe how bad this two-year-old food tastes
It's a shame, if I live through this I'll never ever be the same
No new dates
Yeah, I'm just stuck in bed at home watching Blu-rays
Ran out of TV, now I'm stuck using toothpaste, it's so lame
After this and Oral-B we'll never ever, ever, ever be the same
Man, I really hope this goes viral worldwide