Well, it's harder than hell to go to work right now
My boss is a jerk and he smells like a cow
Payments are late and I can't get a break
Well, I can't catch that, but I can catch a fish
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Texas rig it up and give it a cast
Hoping I can catch me a big old bass
Flip her in the boat and give her a kiss
Well, I can't get a girl (pssh, ah well)
But I can catch a fish, reel it on in
Take a little selfie to show all of my friends
'Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
Impressin' all the girls while they're tannin' on the bank
Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler
Hold down a second, something's peckin' at my bobber
Hooks set in the lip, makes me wanna take a dip
Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
I can catch a fish
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Well, I called in sick, and wet a line
My boss done had it for the last time
I grab a jig and I give it a pitch
"I can't go to work!" (No way!)
But I can catch a fish, reel it on up
Put 'em in the live well for later when I'm done
I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
Impressin' all the girls while they're tannin' on the bank
Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler
Hold down a second, something's peckin' at my bobber
Hooks set in the lip, makes me wanna take a dip
Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
I can catch a fish
♪
Now I don't know what you wanna do
But if you got some plastic worms and a pinch of chew
Meet me at the lake where I caught that eight
Okay, fine, maybe it was fake
But I can catch a fish, reel it on in
Take a little selfie to show all of my friends
'Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
Impressin' all the girls while they're tannin' on the bank
Grab a little hook, bait a nightcrawler
Hold down a second, something's peckin' at my bobber
Hooks set in the lip, makes me wanna take a dip
Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
I can catch a fish
Whoa, dude, I think I got one again
Oh, man, it's just a-, it's just a stick
I think I caught a stick, caught a stick
It's a tree pounder man
I can catch a fish...
I can catch a fish...