Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Back in Gimmelschtump I always had to keep it real Cause when you grow up in Gimmelshtump Young Heinz: Your childhood is less than ideal! Dr. Doofenshmirtz: So I don't dwell on how I'll crawled my way out of the gutter No I don't! When people ask me what I mean, I say D-D-D-Do I stutter! Dr. Doofenshmirtz: But I'm no longer a hater Cause I got an Inator And a over-complicated scheme I get a couple of checks Every month from my Ex So I can finance my coming regime! And though my past was a wreck I won't let it affect My aspirations to cause mass hysteria Cause I'm as sure as can be That it's my destiny To be the ruler of the Tri-State Area!