Perry You know you are a boy's best friend You're more than just a passing trend You're like a tree from a candy store Oh Perry We love you more than ice cream cakes We love you more than bugs and snakes We love you more than all things mentioned before Oh Perry You're extraordinary You're kinda short and hairy The color of a blueberry Yes Perry So come home Perry Come home Perry, come home Hey Candace, why don't you sing one? Umm, oh Perry I think it's kinda scary I can't find you anywhere-y It fills me with despair-y Oh Perry I'm allergic to dairy I'm gonna move to the Prairies And change my name to Larry (Larry?) I ran out of rhymes, alright! She'll change her name to Larry, Larry, Larry So come home Perry Come home Perry, come home So come home Perry Come home Perry, come home ♪ Come home Perry Come home