Scooter? (Yes Ma'am) Gonzo? (Check) Robin? (Yes, Miss Piggy) This is what we're going to sing Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat (nice) Please do put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha-penny will do If you haven't got a ha-penny then God bless you (good) Now Scooter, you come in after my first line And you two boys follow Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat Please do put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha-penny will do If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat Please do put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha-penny will do If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat Please do put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha-penny will do If you haven't got a ha-penny than God bless you If you haven't got a ha-penny- Uh, Miss Piggy? We're finished Oh, I knew that