Patty cake, patty cake, bakers man
Bake her a cake as fast as I can (aah!)
Give her all the loot, all the loot
Just give her all the loot 'fore you lose
I know you seen this type of thing on the news
You get into a little fight and then you get accused
Now you're being arrested for sexual abuse
Nobody believes you, they think you broken all the rules
The prosecutor is a little blonde chick with a noose who's already biased
So you're prolly already screwed
If you don't believe half these broads with these
Frauds with cheese
Trashbags see-through, bro
Hashtag Me Too, bro
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
(No, I'm not)
Yes, you are
(No, I'm not)
Yes, you are
(No, I'm not)
Shut up, whore, why'd you come up for? (To talk?)
For a drink and a talk in a pink dress
With your tits out, so I blink less?
What, you think I'm dumb, girl?
I'm sure you thought I was dumb, but
Let me break the news to ya, cunt
You came here on your own accord
I saw you drive up in your own Accord
You parked right next to my enormous Porsche
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
(No, I'm not, no, I'm not)
Uh, yes, you are
(No, I'm not, no, I'm not)
Mmm, yeah, you are
(No, I'm not, no, I'm not)
Okay, then come inside
You know that I know you're only here for a reason, slutty
And last time I checked, you're only messin' with people with money
You're only talking to me
'Cause I got something you need, and you got something I want
This shit ain't given for free!
It's not even cuffin' season
You're fuckin' bluffin' enough, I see it
And I'm allergic to your bullshit, ho, 'choo!
I'm fuckin' sneezin'
What, you think I thought you were lookin' for love this weekend?
That's a bit of a reach, I don't think you came to cuddle even
Your Tinder might as well have had said your hobby's guzzlin' semen
Don't you have a husband, Ethan? Or maybe his name was lovely Steven?
I seen your IG posts, you fuckin' demon
Go huff on ether
You're such a diva
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
I think she lyin', bruh
Hashtag Me Too
(No, I'm not)
Yes, you are
(No, I'm not)
Yes, you are
(No, I'm not)
Yes, you are
(No, I'm not)
Yes, you are
(No, I'm not)
Yes, you are
No, you're not
(Yes, I am)
(Oh my God!)
(I meant- no, I'm not!)
No women were harmed in the making of this production
Only bitches
Hashtag: fuck you