She combed this city With a sword to divide the Louse-faced liars From the brave and inspired Chin up, chicken It's your chance It's quite simple If you want this, go catch her If you're nimble She chose you Out of every single guy in this crazy world She needs you So sing the anthem out, she's your girl now She wants you Out of every meathead thief and evil clone She chose you So swear to her she'll never be alone Wrapped up in armor With a shield to defend her Heart and honor From the masks and their fodder One step sideways And he's there with his hand out If you want this Just say so (Come on, man, grow a pair) She chose you Out of every single guy in this crazy world She needs you So sing the anthem out, she's your girl now She wants you Out of every chump in the archives of her phone She chose you So swear to her she'll never be alone The bands will sing of a billion boys They shattered to pursue you They had their fill and lost their will And they fell in bed with snakes there was One He partied like a sailor Two Put me up to hang a painted picture on Three Couldn't serenade me with a jaded punk rock song Oh She chose you Out of every single guy in this crazy world She needs you So sing the anthem out, she's your girl now She wants you Out of every chump in the archives of her phone She chose you So swear to her she'll never be alone