I had a dream that women were a cinch
And then I pinched myself
And woke up
A damsel or a succubus
At this point which is which
I say one thing and she blows up
But who am I to just bow down and take her shit
Well this is it
I've had enough
I'll grab my stuff and I'll go
I know who I am
Dammit I'm a man
So I'll just let her go
Because it's way past bragging
She can torture somone else
With her na-na-na-na-nagging
I could be a freeman
And live the life of lazy
She could have a thousand kids
And still be just as crazy
This is moving too fast
And I don't even know what it is
She's framing the photo
I'm still browsing through the negatives
She calls me childish
And says that I'm a slob
Because of the one time she found my undies
Hanging on the doorknob
But after all this is my castle
I'm the king so there's no hassel
If I choose to leave my underpants
Hanging all around
She'll just leave me out to dry
With my Playstation
Why have women anyway
I'll just stick master-
Ing the art of singlehood
Where I'm stuck inside this maze
She could have it all and more
And still be just as crazy
And I don't need this pressure
And I don't need her pretty hair
Since the day I met her
It's been leading to this scare
I don't need to change
I don't need to change
I just need to
Change
I just need her heart
And I just need her smile
What a schmuck
It's just my luck
That I feel in love with crazy