It's okay, Jeremy
I anticipated her resistance
No! I have to destroy that beaker
Where's the beaker?
I anticipated your resistance too, Jeremy
So I took the decision out of your hands
What angel wakes me from my flowery bed
Some potion, m' lady!
Thanks-
Ow!
I warned thee gentle mortal
It's time to feed again!
(Laughing)
You're going to SQUIP the whole cast!
And that's just for starters
Soon, I won't just be in your brain
I'll be in everyone's!
Not if I can stop you!
Mr. Reyes? You can't let anyone else drink from that beaker
Don't be silly! It's more than safe
I should know, I tried it myself
Up up down down left right A
Ow!
Mr. Reyes?
You needy, pathetic
Self-centered students!
You think I wanted to teach high school drama?
In New Jersey?
What did you do to him?
I synced his desires to your own
I now realize my operating system will only be complete
When everyone shares a social network
You're a computer! There has to be some way to turn you off
I'd stop there
Rich tried to fight back
And look what happened to him
I need Mountain Dew Red
That's it!
Green mountain dew activates you, red shuts you off!
Why do you think we had it discontinued?
To get rid of me now you'd need a time machine to the 1990's
Or a friend who's so old school
He buys 90s soft drinks from the back of Spencer's Gifts!
Jeremy!
I'm going to improve your life
If i have to take over the entire human race to do it!
Michael makes an entrance
Michael!
You came to see me in the play?
Even brought my own refreshments
Is that-
Mountain Dew Red!
Told you I did my research
That's amazing! Give it to me!
Okay! Wait, no
Kung Fu fists activate
This is so-
You love to feel superior and don't care about being popular
Of course I care!
I just know it's never gonna happen
So you resent me because I wouldn't give up like you did?
I don't resent you!
I'm jealous you tried!
Well, I'm jealous you don't!
Why are you hitting me?
It's not me--it's
My- Squip-
Jake!
Uhh, this is gonna sound super weird
But if I hold down Jeremy
Will you make him drink this Mountain Dew Red?
That doesn't sound weird at all
Up up down down left right A
Ow!
(Screaming)
Oh, Jeremy
Look what you're making me make you do!
I'm living the upgrade
Upgrade
God I love me
(Vocalizing)
There you are, Jeremy
We just want you to know we're not mad anymore
I just wanted to feel liked
And I just wanted to feel seen
But, I see you!
And I like you!
Oh my god, why was I so jealous of you?
You were jealous of me?
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
Sisters forever! Jinx!
Michael, the bottle!
There's still a few drops left
How are we supposed to get to it?
Apocalypse of the Damned!
Level nine
The Cafetorium
Find the bad guy, push 'em aside
Then move on forward with a friend at your side
It's a two-player game so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother, gonna have your back
Got it!
I just wanted to be part of a group!
Now, I finally am!
And I won't let you take that away
You don't wanna drink that, Jeremy!
Why not?
Because if you drink it
You'll never be with her
Jeremy?
Christine?
You are the person I want to be with every day
And this is something that I've been afraid to say
You're the guy I am so kinda into
Guy I am totally into
This feeling is new
Jeremy
Jeremy
Jeremy, I love you
You've waited so long to hear Christine say those words
How can you possibly drink the last drop
That's not Christine!
And I am stronger than you think I am
Drink this
No!
Jeremy, think about what you are sacrificing!
How do you feel?
I feel...
Ow!
Oh god
Ow!
Oh god
Ow!
Oh god!
What did I do?
You just deactivated all the SQUIPs
(Screaming)
(Squip singing in Japanese)