9:45
A Friday Night
I'm by myself in my apartment
And I'm feeling alright
A little depressed, but mostly alright
I call my sponsor
I kill a bug
I pour some Gordons
Into my World's Best Best Man mug
Oh, how I love a novelty mug
I look out my window
To admire the view
Of the window right across
That you can see right through
I cross my shaking fingers
As the moment nears
Then a light switches on
And she appears
Naked Caucasian Girl
I do not know your name
Naked Caucasian Girl
I like you just the same
She walks around
Totally free
You can tell that she's got guts,
She struts so effortlessly
Delicately
She's so different from me
I duck down quickly
Come up a drip
I don't want her to think
That I'm some perve with some voyeuristic trip
No, no, no
I take another sip
I promise I'm not looking out of carnal frustration
It's more I'm just observing rapt in admiration
Oh, Naked Caucasian Girl
I know you're so pristine
Naked Caucasian Girl
You make me feel so clean
Naked Caucasian Girl
Please show me what to do
Naked Caucasian Girl
Wish I was just like you
Oo, oo, oo, oo
Leave my apartment
I walk across the street
I count the floors up to her window,
Think it's time that we meet
Wait, how'd I even get on the street
Sneak in the building
Attempt the stairs
A couple couples see me fall all over
But none of 'em cares
No, nobody cares
Reach my destination, the Eleventh Floor
After a bit of trial
And error I arrive at her door
I knock, I'm hopin
I hear a lock and it's open
Frightened Caucasian Girl
I'm looking at her face
I push into her place
I go to the window
Looking out and what do I see
Myself just staring back at me
Naked Caucasian Girl
I wonder what you think
Naked Caucasian Girl
As I step off the brink
Naked Caucasian Girl
You'll never know my name
Naked Caucasian Girl
Your life will be the same
But I am not the same
But I am not the same
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh