Jason, if you want a bat mitzvah
God knows you can have a bat mitzvah
But I have to know
And I have to know now
Just what it is you want
I've addressed the invitations
Here's your chance to give me hell
If you think it's bust
It is probably just as well
Can't we wait til Whizzer gets better?
Can't wait 'til he's out?
That's what bat mitzvahs should be all about
Good friends close at hand
Don't you understand?
Shh
We can't be sure when he'll get better
When or if he'll ever get better
What?
But the hall is booked
And the band's set to play
So, Jason, please
What we'll do is your decision
There's no right
And there's no wrong
Just say yes or no
And we promise to go along
Finally now it's all my decision
Like it's my bat mitzvah
Just like nothing happened
Hell, let's have a party!
Just like nothing happened
Why don't you make this dumb decision yourselves?
Okay?
Why don't you make this dumb decision yourselves?
We'll have the bat mitzvah
No
So we'll cancel the bat mitzvah
No
We'll wait until you make a decision
Holding to the ground as the ground keeps shifting
Trying to keep sane as the rules keep changing
Keeping up my head as my heart falls out of sight
Everything will be alright