Jason, I am agitato grande
Jason, I am muy disgutante
And muy disappointe
And muy nauseatus
And me mitzraim hotzionoo dayenu!
Oh, day, dayenu!
Day, dayenu!
Day, dayenu!
Everyone hates his parents
Don't be ashamed
You'll grow up
You'll come through
You'll have kids
And they'll hate you too
Everyone hates his parents
But I confess
You grow up, you get old
You hate less
But I don't want it
Nothing that gives them pleasure I'll do
I don't want a bat mitzvah
Want a bat mitzvah
Want a bat mitzvah
Would you?
Everyone hates his parents
That's in the Torah
It's what history shows
In fact God said to Moses
That's how it is"
And God knew, because God hated His
You are gonna kill your mother
Don't feel guilty, kill your mother
Rather than humiliate her
Killing your mother is the merciful thing to do
Jason, darling, don't get nervous
I'm right here and at your service
Look, I'm calm and self deluded
Grateful, cause I hope you'll do what I pray you'll do
Go ahead and kill your mother
Not with guns
But kill your mother
Rather than humiliate her
Killing your mother is the merciful thing to do
Ugh
Everyone hates his parents
Now I see why
But in time they'll cool out
And you'll think they were only fooling
It's the strange thing about parents
Push turns to shove
What was hate becomes, more or less, love
Jason, please see a psychiatrist
I'm a psychiatrist!
Get lost
Everyone hates his parents
This too shall pass
You'll grow up
I'll come through
I'll have kids
And they'll hate you too
Oh, everyone hates his parents
But, kid, I guess
You'll grow up
I'll grow up
You'll get old
I'll get old
And hate less
And hate less