DAVE: Hello, good evening, everyone, welcome to the McKittrick Hotel!
Yes! (Applause and cheers)
It appears as though we're actually about to start the show!
So if you could take a moment to turn of your cell phones
And actually put them in such a condition
That they do not make sound, vibrate, or emanate light.
Any one of these three things can be a disaster for all involved.
So make sure they are completely off.
In the event of an emergency,
You can simply make your escape out of the same way you came in!