If every wish you ever make and wishing well Or wedding cake comes true, I feel sorry for you And if at last your ship comes in and fate decides To let you in the prize, I could honestly sympathize Cause happiness could never make you happy You find contentment only in a frown And when your lucky star is on the Rise you turn your back and close your eyes When things are looking up you're looking down You could win the sweeps Win the daily double too and hit the number on the nose And go on all the big game shows Come out smelling like a rose You could win the set of matching luggage You could win the Acapulco cruise But still you'd lose-- because you'd rather have the blues. And on your tax return You could write off all you earn And when the final buck was spent The bank would tell you skip the rent You don't owe us one red cent You could be the first to holler BINGO You could be the last to hear bad news But still you'd lose-- because you'd rather have the blues. Dollar bills could float down from the sky You'd be known as the world's most lucky guy Other guys given half the chance to choose Would choose to be in your shoes But still you'd lose-- because you'd rather have the blues. You could have your cake And you could eat it too And never have to pay the freight Never have to watch your weight Stay a perfect 38 And you could have a string of world-class women Waiting in romantic rendezvous Still you'd lose-- because you'd rather have the blues. And you could get a break And Hollywood would call And you'd become a famous star And other stars from near or far Would know exactly who you are And businessmen would pop for business lunches Offering you deals you can't refuse But still you'd lose-- because you'd rather have the blues. Dollar bills could float down from the sky You'd be known as the world's most lucky guy Other guys given half the chance to choose Would choose to be in your shoes But still you'd lose-- because you'd rather have the blues. You've got a right to pick and choose Apparently you choose- THE BLUES (The Blues)