What the hell is really goin' on these days?*
Who called for the no balls radio craze?
I don't turn the damn thing on much anymore
J.C. was the last of the old boys left
The attitude died when we laid him down to rest
I'm standin' in the eye of a hurricane outlaw storm
So let's pop the seals
For the baddest S.O.B.
And all the half-assed piece of crap wannabe's better believe
We been waitin' on Hank to save our souls
Kick a little dirt on the Country road
That's been paved by the way they been spittin' on the old boys' graves
An' we're waitin' on Hank, to come on back
An' lay a little senior boot to ass
And let the A&R man know they've taken this way too far
You don't pee with the puppies & crap in the big dog's yard
The honky-tonk boy-band boat will sink
By the horror of a storm from a pissed off Hank
An' you know that he's gonna be bringin' that hammer down
We're gonna roll smoke, teach 'em how to drink
'Cause the man can hear nothin' not a goddamn thing
And we'll know that the old boy's run 'em on outta town
An' we're waitin' on Hank to save our souls
Kick a little dirt on the country road
That's been paved by the way they been spittin' on the old boys' graves
An' we're waitin' on Hank, to come on back
An' lay a little senior boot to ass
And let the A&R man know they've taken this way too far
You don't pee with the puppies & crap in the big dog's yard
(Waitin' on Hank)
(Waitin' on Hank)
I'm throwin' on the shroud as we corrode
I'm losin' my faith in the country soul
An' who will take the blame for the suicide of music row?
An' we're waitin' on Hank to save our souls
Kick a little dirt on the country road
That's been paved by the way they been spittin' on the old boys' graves
An' we're waitin' on Hank, to come on back
An' lay a little senior boot to ass
And let the A&R man know they've taken this way too far
You don't pee with the puppies & crap in the big dog's yard
You don't pee with the puppies & crap in the big dog's yard
You don't pee with the puppies & crap in the big dog's...
You don't crap in the big dogs yard