I went to party's and went all night In Margaritaville in summertime The strip in Vegas was one hot scene Still only Tijuana got the best of me I saw Darth Vader Sponge Bob, the Undertaker Whole lot Tequila I was adios You can say what you wanna But nothing get me hotter When I ate the worm down in Mexico Slept through Jamaica 'cause a "roll yer owns" They knew me down in Cuba as Pinocchio I saw the World through bloodshot eyes Still only Tijuana got me by surprise I saw Darth Vader Sponge Bob, the Undertaker Whole lot Tequila I was adios You can say what you wanna But nothing get me hotter When I ate the worm down in Mexico Whoa whoa! That little critter Tequila swimmer He was better off left alone N' I'm pretty certain That I'll be hurtin' When he finally gets me home I don't know we'll be drivin' But they're gonna need a bigger boat Sammy Hagar's "Cabo" on the table (1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, floor!) Dos cerveza's by a Sen orita The line is busy open up the door (For all our friends!) Darth Vader Sponge Bob, the Undertaker Whole lot Tequila I was adios You can say what you wanna But nothing get me hotter When I ate the worm down in Mexico Well I'm drunk and in jail Hence this little tale I'm makin' bail but before I go I got the lesson Rednecks can't be messin' With the damn worm down in Mexico What was we thinkin? Ain't never gonna do that again Who we kiddin', 'Course we're gonna do that again